armyofears:

when people post say anything lyrics and get them wrong

love how i stumbled upon this post after reading ten thousand misquotes of max bemis lyrics.  glad that someone else is equally annoyed :)

(via wolfknight145)

scottlava:

“Could you spare some cutter, me brother?”

zen-cynic:

Say, “Ahhhhh”. Looks…good enough. And your blood pressure - well, you’ll grow into that number. If you were 15 I’d be concerned, but now - good enough! Your weight - keep it around where it is now, and you’ll be fine.
 
So what should you do?

You know that Screwdriver you have every morning? Maybe use the orange juice with extra Calcium and Vitamin D. I recommend Tropicana Healthy Kids, because, you know, you’re not a child anymore.